Things were bad for me the other night as I had two fucked up dreams that I can recall in enough detail that I can just put them out here.
So...
Revenge of the School
Ok, in this one I was wondering some university campus (I don't recognize the structures I just know it looks like a school of sorts) and I was talking to a support technician on the other line about why I couldn't sign up for courses. At the end I was told that it was too late for me and all the courses were booked, even though I had already paid my tuition. Angrily I ran into one of the buildings and screamed about how I was ripped off and could now enjoy a life of abject poverty as I wouldn't be able to earn a university education. There was a point when someone approached me, put me in a choke, and told me to calm down or he would 'put me to sleep'. I don't remember how I got out of his hold, but I remember walking out of the building by my own power with a second fellow following me telling me that he sympathized and shit.
This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that, despite making a down payment on my tuition and following the instructions given, that I can't seem to sign up for courses at Trent? Possibly, this could easily be a stress dream as opposed to 'glitchland' like last time, but the next one is just weird.
Centaurs Making Out
I was one of three centaurs; the other two being a big grizzled, tough guy and a pretty fairy-ish one that had Rainbow-Dash's hair. The three of us walked up to this tree where we were introduced to a fourth centur: this lean-muscled hunky centur. The fourth centur gave us other three shelter from the passing day, and this opportunity was given by this really sexy fourth centur to hit on me. As the others go to bed we end up making out, front to front. After a while of this lip on lip action he mounts me, and I let him without struggle.
In the afterglow the centaur that was just inside me moments ago asked about my relationship with Haggman (the name given to the other male centaur with us) which I replied we were only friends and were never anything more despite maybe at one point early one when we were giving eachother coo eyes.
The nest day we set off, with Haggman asking that I never mention the coo eyes thing to anyone ever again, which I agree to. He then asked me why I did what I did with that other centaur. I don't remember my answer.
This I'm putting into the realm of glitchland, with, aside from the plausibility that this is an indication that I'm sexually frustrated, that the only link to reality is that I do know someone named 'Haggman', and while its worth noting that he became recently engaged to his girlfriend I can't say that it had anything to do with anything.
Again, like the first entry that featured the sexiest man out of Scotland since Sean Connery, if this is saying something about me, it isn't anything good. Is it saying that I'm jealous of this dude I know (or his girlfriend) or that I want to fuck a horse?
Yeah, glitchland it is.
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